Humour Pages

I have had lots of comments about Poets Corner however some of you are not into prose or poetry and want a shot at fame! So here is your chance - Tell a Joke - keep them coming!!

• 9 Words women use!
   

• Way thing were
   

• The Amazing Scotsman
   

• Assorted Senior Jokes
   

• We are under attack
   

• My son is the greatest
   

• Dolly Parton & Queen Elizabeth
   

• The Bacon bush
   

• The First Time
   

• More Irish Jokes
   

• Three Ladies in a Sauna
   

• The hypnotist
   

• The innocence of children
   

• Why God created children
   

• Silent Order
   

• Husband of the Year Award
   

• More Words Tom Frew
   

• Adam & Eve's Pets
   

• Sermon cancelled
   

• Older Drivers & Things you never say to a cop
   

• 5 Minute Management Course
   

• Sensitive Man
   

• Best Drunk Story
   

• Irish jokes  Tom Frew
   

• 3 wishes
   

• Mexican Oysters
   

• Older than dirt?
   

• Smart assed Answers
   

• Chinese Customs
   

• Driving Hazards
   

• ON RECEIVING “ THE BROONS BURNS NIGHT”  Jack Jackson
   

• 4 Parachutes 5 Passengers
   

• Word Definitions - Not Humour - most of these definitions have been disputed by various source  BillnPauly
   

• If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them - Tom Frew
   

• Wife from Hell  Tom Frew
   

• A Play on Words  Tom Frew
   

• Dear Dad 1  Tom Frew
   

• Blonde Pole Dancer - please be discrete
   

• AFLAC Scam
   

• Dear Dad - Australian Army is great?  Tom Frew
   

• Call-centre conversations ... supplied by billnpauly
   

• Nine Words used by Women
   

• More Jokes

• A bit of silliness for a dreary Thursday.

• The trials & tribulations of grandchildren 

• Jokes that only the Scots will understand   Tom Frew

• Grandparents

• Some Cute Baby funnies

• Some golf tips?

• Desert Island Luck Supplied by Brian Houston

• Bernard Manning Jokes - Various

•  Who needs an eye test?  animated advert - takes a little time to load - some unladylike language but I love it!!

• Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder - Anon

• The golfing Nun - Brian Houston

•  SEX

•  The CIA Assassin

• Preferential Treatment  - this not a joke!

• Buncrana Train

• What a women wants in a man  Bob Sutherland

• OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES!  sent in by Mike Ridley

• Tommy Cooper Gags - sent in by Mike Ridley

• A Hug - Not a poem - not humour but

• Double Glazing salesman BEWARE! - Audio  in assorted

•  Who is for Coffee - or a Coppuccino? Visual

•  Woman vs Man

•  Warning Retiree!!  Visual

•  Elastic Baby - Be warned this is an infectious laugh!

• Collection Chips  Brian Houston

•  A Fairy Story  by Brian Houston

•  The Dying Judge by John Wood-Cowling

•  Catholic Squirrels

•  Interesting Facts!  Supplied by Brian Houston

•  A page FULL of Groucho Marx one liners

• Assorted Jokes

• One Liners!   Tom Stevens

•  Hooray for Senior Citizens - Brian Houston

•  A Man and an Ostrich - Brian Houston

•  Spoons and strings

•   Look at the tits on this!

•  A Cold Winter & one liners by Brian J. Edwards

•  Who needs an eye test?  animated advert - takes a little time to load - some unladylike language but I love it!!.

•  Danger of Forest Fires - visual

•  Which is mens room?  - Visual

•   Virus Warning!

•  what do we do to make our days interesting? + InSensitive Wife

•  WHY?     WHY?    WHY?  anon

•   Lone Ranger   -Anon

• Impossible Dream - Brian Houston

• Official language of the EU   Anon

• Notice of revocation of independence  Anon

•  Arthur's Quest by Brian Houston

•  This Page is a MUST - Brian Houston

•  Some older jokes? or Older Jokers? - Ian Tyzack

•  Old Drivers!  Keep off the road!

•   More old Jokes

•  Some More Old Jokes! Ian Tyzack

•   Lazarus by Harry Mitchell

•  Deep observation on Life by Val

So - send in your favourite - we will print it here !!  We will always give credit where it is due!

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